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    8/29/2006

    Fat Musings

    I got back from the gym last night and was thinking about weight loss and fat.  "A pint's a pound the world 'round", Saint Alton tells us.  A pint of water weighs a pound (or close enough thereabouts to call it such, technically, it's 1.04317556 pounds, but that's pretty close, wouldn't ya say?).  That makes a gallon of water roughly 8 pounds.  But that's water.  Of course, fat floats on water, which makes it less dense and take up more volume.  How much volume?  That's the question that I asked myself around midnight last night and couldn't go to bed until I had my answer.

    The net seems to agree that fat is about 90% the density of water (approximately 0.9 grams/milliliter whereas water, by definition is 1.0 g/mL, and muscle is 10% denser at 1.1 g/mL).  Luckily, Google offers an instant conversion from pretty much everything to pretty much everything else (you might ask why I didn't use Windows Live Search and if you were to ask, my answer would be "because Windows Live Search sucks ass and doesn't even load any results for me").  Doing the conversion, I found out that a gallon of human fat weighs approximately 7.5 pounds.  So go pull a gallon container out of the fridge.  Look at it.  When you lose 7.5 pounds, you've lost that much fat.  Gross and awesome at the same time.  Now, since I've lost almost 15 pounds since starting at the gym a couple months ago (10-12 pounds net weight loss plus guesstimating a gain of 3-5 pounds of muscle, displacing the same mass of fat), I've lost 2 whole gallons of fat. 

    Of course, with 30 pounds to go, there's the better part of a 5-gallon bucket to go.  That's a long way to go, but swell progress.  Just 20 or 30 weeks left till then...

    4 freakin' gallons of this shit.  Time to go.
    8/16/2006

    An Update on Brian's Life

    I always start these things with a "yeah, yeah, it's been too long."  And this one is only slightly different.  Maybe I should just start assuming that and move on... or realize that nobody cares how long it's been and that few even bother reading this drivel.  But chances are that I won't.  So get used to it.  :P
     
    So what's been up?  Not too terribly much.  I've been lazing about this summer.  I'm still pleasantly addicted to World of Warcraft, but not so addicted that I haven't been able to do other things--like get back to the gym.  I'd really blimped out in the past three years of not gymming and something just clicked in early July and since then, I've gotten to the gym 3-4 times a week.  The results are showing, but as always, not as quickly as I'd really like 'em to.
     
    I've been reading a little, too.  I re-read the entire Amber Chronicles, which was good fun and made me miss gaming and think back to the kick-ass Amber roleplaying campaign I was a part of many years ago.  Then I quickly popped off "Animal Farm" in a couple days (which was amazingly successful with me--made my blood boil).  Now on to some Chuck Palahniuk.  I liked "Fight Club", loved "Survivor", and appreciated "Choke", so let's see about "Diary".
     
    "The Guy" that I mentioned in my last post a month or three ago is no longer a prospect.  Great guy and we still keep in touch, but he's on his own for the first time near a big city and needs to go experience life before he settles down.  I, on the other hand, need to stop being so damn settled and get off my ass and get social more often. 
     
    However, after reading a cool essay on the differences between introverts and extroverts, I realize that my not being terribly social all the time isn't necessarily a bad thing.  The line that really struck me is this: "introverts are people who find other people tiring.  Extroverts are energized by people..."  It hit me then exactly how true this is.  I'm not antisocial, I'm just tired out by other people.  I enjoy a good, long, fun party, but feel like I need a day of down time to recover from it.  Same with vacations; they're great, but I need a few days of vegging out at home to recover from 'em.
     
    I still have the braces and they're going well.  I haven't directly asked the orthodontist when they'll be coming off, but as the final wire is in and the final rubber band configuration (top teeth need to move a couple millimeters to the left), I'm hoping that they'll be off by the end of the year.  Then I'll get to see how much it'll cost me to get them whitened.  Since the teeth themselves are stained, they can't be bleached nor can they be laser treated.  They have to be either veneered (about $10k) or essentially painted over, which is a new process, but seems like it'd be MUCH cheaper than veneers.  I sure hope so.
     
    No.  Nothing new is done on the house.  Quit asking.  If you want more to be done, send a few thousand dollars my way and I'll happily to post pics of my credit card being paid off.  Send a few thousand more and I'll take pictures of the house renovations that you would be paying for.  Until that happens, I'm taking it easy on the remodel.
     
    Okay, that about catches y'all up.  Over and out.